The Premiership season kicks off at 12:45 on 13th August when Manchester Utd take on Everton.
When that happy moment arrives, I will be sat in my seat at Old Trafford, hopefully slightly the worse for wear and cheering on a triumphant home team to a well deserved and important victory.
It's the third day of the third test of the 2005 Ashes at Lancashire's Old Trafford Cricket ground. In a five Test series, this could easily be a crucial day in deciding the fate of one of sports most famous trophies and one of sports oldest rivalries.
Bollocks to the football.