Thursday, November 09, 2006

Frank Lampard for Chelsea (v Aston Villa), 8 November 2006

We had a bit of a chinwag a while back about why we hated Chelsea.

It's not getting any easier to love them, is it? Good old Ashley Cole has been sent out on their behalf this week, complaining that the ref victimised them in their defeat to Tottenham on Sunday. "When I was at Arsenal and we started to win things, the referees started to question our discipline and give us yellow cards. I have come to Chelsea and it's exactly the same. It's definitely to do with the team that's winning most. "

Oh, get stuffed you money-grabbing little tosser. Dear oh dear. Chelsea's complaining and inability to take defeat gracefully is becoming somewhat tiresome.

For a great and wholly unfair anti-Chelsea rant, have a look at Simon Hattenstone's article in the Guardian this week. Excellent.

Anyway, enough of the self-obsessed, whining no-gooders. Here are some predictions instead.

Blackburn 1-1 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 1-0 Aston Villa
Man City 2-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-1 Bolton
Wigan 2-0 Charlton
Arsenal 2-0 Liverpool
Reading 0-1 Tottenham

and some wildcards from the first round of the FA Cup...

Kettering 1-3 Oldham
Newport County 0-2 Swansea
Weymouth 1-0 Bury

and after the success of last weeks non-footballing wildcard, this weeks is "who will be eliminated from X-Factor on Saturday night?"

The MacDonald Brothers

16 comments:

Paul said...

Blackburn 1-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 4-0 Watford
Everton 1-1 Aston Villa
Man City 0-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-1 Bolton
Wigan 1-1 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-0 Tottenham

Wildcards

Kettering 1-1 Oldham
Newport County 0-1 Swansea
Weymouth 2-1 Bury

I have even less of a clue about X-Faxtor, so I'll guess:

Leona Lewis

Ben said...

Blackburn 1 - 3 Man Utd
Chelsea 4 - 0 Watford
Everton 1 - 1 Aston Villa
Man City 1 - 1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1 - 1 West Ham
Portsmouth 1 - 0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0 - 1 Bolton
Wigan 2 - 1 Charlton
Arsenal 2 - 1 Liverpool
Reading 0 - 2 Tottenham

Kettering 0 - 2 Oldham
Newport County 0 - 4 Swansea
Weymouth 2 - 1 Bury

No idea about 'X Factor'...

adem said...

Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 1-1 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-2 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0-1 Bolton
Wigan 1-2 Charlton
Arsenal 1-0 Liverpool
Reading 0-1 Tottenham

Wildcards

Kettering 0-3 Oldham
Newport County 0-3 Swansea
Weymouth 0-1 Bury

X-factor
The MacDonald Brothers

El Tel said...

Blackburn 0-1 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 1-1 Aston Villa
Man City 0-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-2 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0-1 Bolton
Wigan 2-0 Charlton
Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool
Reading 0-1 Tottenham

Kettering 0-2 Oldham
Newport County 0-2 Swansea
Weymouth 2-1 Bury

X-Factor: Robert Allen

What chance 'Strictly Come Dancing' next week?...

United113 said...

Blackburn 1-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 2-0 Watford
Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
Man City 0-2 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 1-2 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0-1 Bolton
Wigan 1-2 Charlton
Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-3 Tottenham

Wildcards

Kettering 2-1 Oldham
Newport County 1-1 Swansea
Weymouth 0-2 Bury

~And x factor - Will Gates or Louie Cowell

weenie said...

Blackburn 1-1 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
Man City 2-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 2-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0-0 Bolton
Wigan 1-0 Charlton
Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool
Reading 2-1 Tottenham

Wildcards from the first round of the FA Cup...

Kettering 1-2 Oldham
Newport County 0-3 Swansea
Weymouth 1-2 Bury

"Who will be eliminated from X-Factor on Saturday night?"

The MacDonald Brothers

Statue John said...

Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 4-0 Watford
Everton 1-1 Aston Villa
Man City 0-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-2 Bolton
Wigan 2-0 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 0-1 Tottenham

Kettering 0-3 Oldham
Newport County 0-1 Swansea
Weymouth 0-1 Bury

I refuse to even type the polluted words X and Factor onto my keyboard. Dang..

Andy said...

Blackburn 0-3 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0-2 Bolton
Wigan 1-0 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-2 Tottenham

Kettering 0-2 Oldham
Newport County 0-3 Swansea
Weymouth 1-1 Bury

I haven't watched the X-Factor since Will Young pipped Gareth Gates to the title. Oh wait, that was Pop Idol.

Urmmmm...

The MacDonald Brothers ;)

Sarah said...

Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 4-1 Watford
Everton 0-2 Aston Villa
Man City 2-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 0-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-2 Bolton
Wigan 0-2 Charlton
Arsenal 2-2 Liverpool
Reading 1-1 Tottenham

Wildcards

Kettering 1-0 Oldham
Newport County 0-0 Swansea
Weymouth 2-1 Bury

XFactor - not currently showing in Hong Kong so I'll go with what you said!

Macdonald brothers?

YorkshireTricky said...

Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 4-1 Watford
Everton 1-2 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-2 West Ham
Portsmouth 3-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 2-1 Bolton
Wigan 0-0 Charlton
Arsenal 3-1 Liverpool
Reading 0-2 Tottenham

Kettering 1-2 Oldham
Newport County 1-1 Swansea
Weymouth 1-0 Bury

X-Factor: What the F**k is that???

SwissToni said...

Blackburn 1-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 1-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-1 Bolton
Wigan 2-1 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-2 Tottenham

and some wildcards from the first round of the FA Cup...

Kettering 0-2 Oldham
Newport County 0-2 Swansea
Weymouth 1-1 Bury

X-factor? No idea. Macdonald brothers, whoever they are. (my sources tell me they are woeful, which is obviously no indication they will be eliminated)

ST

Jonny said...

Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 1-0 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-2 Bolton
Wigan 1-0 Charlton
Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-2 Tottenham

Wildcards

Kettering 1-0 Oldham
Newport County 0-2 Swansea
Weymouth 2-2 Bury

X-what? I live in Australia you know. Erm......

Macdonald brothers

Leona Lewis

Alabama Worley said...

Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 2-0 Watford
Everton 1-2 Aston Villa
Man City 1-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-1 Bolton
Wigan 1-2 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-0 Tottenham

Wildcards

Kettering 2-0 Oldham
Newport County 0-1 Swansea
Weymouth 0-1 Bury

me x-factor guess:

Robert

SwissToni said...
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SwissToni said...

oh my God. I just watched 10 minutes of X factor and some band of idiots just made an absolutely HIDEOUS version of a Beatles song.

arghhhh!

they must be killed.

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