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The CUAS Review of 2006
Well. Where shall we start? Perchance a mixture of the sublime and the ridiculous?
Team of the Year
Buffon, Sagnol, Lahm, Cannavaro, Thuram, Figo, Ribery, Gattuso, Zidane, Klose, Torres.
OK, so not strictly permitted, but hey. They're my rules.
Person Least Likely To Send Ben Thatcher A Christmas Card
Pedro Mendes. Oh come on, you must remember this.
Image of 2006
Best Goal Scored In Training Perhaps Not This Year But Still Deserves Some Admiration
Paolo di Canio. You can see an unbelievable volleyed rabona here.
Roll Call - 2006
Premiership - Chelsea
Championship - Reading
League One - Southend Utd
League Two - Carlisle Utd
Conference - Accrington Stanley
Scottish Premier - Celtic
Scottish First - St Mirren
Scottish Second - Gretna
Scottish Third - Cowdenbeath
FA Cup - Liverpool
League Cup - Manchester Utd
Football League Trophy - Swansea City
Scottish FA Cup - Hearts
Scottish League Cup - Celtic
Champions League - Barcelona
UEFA Cup - Sevilla
World Cup - Italy
Goal of the Year
Despite Matt Taylor and Didier Drogba's valiant attempts, and certainly excluding Javier Mascherano's effort for Argentina in the World Cup (oooh! twenty backwards passes!) my Goal of the Year goes to Palermo's Guiseppe Biava for this outrageous flying backheel scissor kick. Absolutely amazing.
3rd March 2006. A Friday evening at the de Goffert Stadium, Nijmegen. I genuinely thought I might die of frostbite in the company of NEC and AZ Alkmaar. Or be buried alive in the snow surrounding the ground on the way out.
(photographic evidence of this here)
Underperforming Flop Letdown XIRobinson, Neville, Cole, Terry, Ferdinand, Hargreaves, Gerrard, Beckham, Lampard, Cole, Crouch.
oh come on. It could hardly have been anyone else, could it?
Managers Who Aren't In The Job They Were In At The Start Of 2006 But Who Suddenly Look Actually Quite Good In The Light Of Their Replacements
Alan Curbishley
Sven Goran Eriksson
Alex McLeish
Best German Football TV Presenter Met In A Pub In Cologne
This is Gisbert Baltes who bought me and my good friend Sarah some kolsch during the Spain v France match at this summers' World Cup. A very, very nice man.
Oh My Word! You Have So Much Larger An Opinion Of Yourself And Your Varying Talents (Such As They Are) Than Anyone Else
Rio Ferdinand.
Not content with his "hilarious" TV wind-up show (read all about it here), he proceeded to release his autobiography with the tag line "The Most Talked about footballer Of His Generation".
What a load of old b*llocks.
World Cup, and you f***ed it up, World Cup, and you f***ed it up....
Graham "Three Cards" Poll.
Ha ha ha.
Post Match Interview Of The Year
"This is just amazing. F***ing hell, I just can't believe it. It is a brilliant experience and a great feeling to have kept us in the Cup."A young Micah Richards shocks Garth Crooks into "pretending to be his Dad mode" after his last minute equaliser kept Manchester City in the FA Cup.
Most Unfortunate Moment For The Big Screen At The Cologne Fanfest To Go Off During The England v Ecuador World Cup Match
Hows about this one?
Player of the Year
OK, so he did a reasonable job in Juventus' defence (for all the good that did), had three or four useful games at the World Cup before failing to plug an increasingly shambolic Real Madrid defence. So, Fabio Cannavaro, close but no cigar.
Similarly, I can't possibly go for Didier Drogba. He may (finally) be showing what he is capable of, but until he quits the histrionics and the diving, he'll never be anyone's idea of Player of the Year.
Who else? Candidates from Barcelona's Champions League triumph have been let down by their form since or their World Cup showing (Ronaldinho, Xavi, Messi), Henry was sublime until Big Games came along (and then got the hump) and Cristiano Ronaldo has proved that Ferguson's your manager of choice post World Cup based vitriol but still a bit tetchy and selfish for my liking.
So, in a vaguely partisan way but also in an overdue "lifetime achievement" type way, I think it's time to salute one of our own. A little fella who has been, I would argue, England's consistently best player over the past ten years. Unassuming, tough, talented, skilful, undemonstrative, magical and with great vision. A guy who (with the exception of his sometimes mistimed tackling) is a great role model for young footballers. A man who Zinedine Zidane claimed was the best English footballer of his generation. Indeed a man who, had he been given Zidane's role in his international line-up, may have been able to have a similar impact.
Yep, my Player of the Year is Paul Scholes.
Any other highlights of 2006 that deserve a mention?...
Happy New Year.
5 comments:
Paul Scholes? WTF? Yeah, sure, he's had a decent season so far and has had a good career for Utd.... but player of the year 2006? fuck off! with this you take your alliegances too far. You discard Fabio Cannavaro (captain of a world cup winning team, world and european footballer of the year and one of the great defenders of his generation) as a candidate for Paul bloody Scholes?
I think Zidane had a better year than Paul Scholes. No fuck it, Matty Taylor is having a better year than Paul Scholes. Kanu is having a better year than Paul Scholes. Kevin Doyle is having a better year than Paul Scholes. David Beckham is having a.... oh, no he's not.
Nice try, but no cigar. From the whole world of football, you pick Paul Scholes? That's so parochial it's absurd.
You might not like Didier Drogba, but I will be voting for him over this tough, talented little lad this season. He's not my player of the year though (he's not even my utd player of the year - step forward Christiano Ronaldo). I might have to get back to you on who gets my vote.
I don't reckon di canio's training ground move is as good as that backheeled volley some Italian geezer scored in a serie A game this year either.
Um, otherwise good review!
ST
who claimed it wasn't parochial?
I just think he deserves some credit which he clearly isn't going to claim for himself (unlike lots of others).
I dont think Kanu is having a better season, by the way. And as for Zidane - he was fading long before the World Cup came along and had what - a good game and a half in Germany? Two games?
And, to be fair Swiss, "..that backheeled volley some Italian geezer scored in a serie A game this year" was my Goal of The Year....
well, it's a fair cop on the goal of the season... but I think you're being harsh on Zidane. I think inspiring the French team to the world cup final from the point of elimination was no mean feat. When he chipped that penalty in the final, I was saluting him as a genius beyond question. Christ, even his exit from football will be pretty hard to top.
He's not my player of the season though. Of that Italian team in the world cup, I would nominate Buffon, Cannavaro, Zambrotta and Gattusso (all of whom I would pick out ahead of Paul Scholes). Did anyone else much really stand out in what was a very disappointing world cup?
In club football it's harder. I think you're right about the European cup winning Barelona side fading away badly... ditto the runners up, Arsenal. Chelsea? no. Your lot? Nope. I think maybe we should be looking beyond the bigger names for our player of the season.
My lot have been shit, as usual... but has anyone else got any nominations?
(and I see you disagree with Kanu but find it harder to refute my case for Matty Taylor?)
ST
I just ignored your case for Matty Taylor. The mere fact his route to the England left back position is blocked by not only Ashley Cole and Wayne Bridge but also Jamie Carragher and Phil Neville says it all.
I am also not sure that it was a "very disappointing World Cup" (not great, but by no means bad) and I think it's a romantic view of events that sees Zidane "inspiring the French team to the final from the point of elimination".
Matty Taylor. Heh heh heh.
Beckham would have been knighted and probably canonised if he'd had two and a half decent games and inspired England to the world cup final.
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