I thought the transfer window closing was supposed to be exciting?
Has it really ever been anything but excruciatingly dull?
Matthew Upson to West Ham?
Gareth Williams to Watford?
Jon Macken to Derby?
Wayne Henderson to Preston?
Michael Duberry to Reading?
Seriously? Is that as good as it gets? All that endless paper talk, all that speculation... and all we have to get excited about is Matthew Upson?
Maybe I should stay up to see if Javier Mascherano completes his loan move to Liverpool?