Look, I told you we were going to persist with this 'hatred of Barry Davies' nonsense. Don't say you weren't warned...
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Mr & Mrs Davies – Part 2: At the Beach
Maureen: “What a lovely day.”
Barry: “yes, you join us on this lovely Sunday afternoon with the sun blazing high in the bright blue sky. The temperature is noticeably hotter than it has been over recent days, I was walking past here yesterday and it certainly wasn’t this warm.”
Maureen: “Can you put me some sun tan lotion on my back?”
Barry: “Oh no. Oh no. I can’t believe that decision. Factor 8 when it should clearly be Factor 4. I remember in 1972 when the lotion was chosen with much more care than in is in the modern world. Terrible. Terrible.”
Maureen: “Ah, look at that little lad over there.”
[Barry looks at the boy playing with his bucket and spade for eight minutes]
Barry: “Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooof! Marvellous! Marvellous!”