I was undertaking this most noble of pursuits this morning, when I happened upon a Manchester United fixture list.
My brain just didn't register this correctlyat all.
18 July 2006 - Manchester United v Kaizer Chiefs
It was only after a minute of slightly bewildered puzzlement that it dawned on me that we might be playing these:
I hope there is decent segregation between the two sets of fans otherwise (Don't even go there - Ed).