Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Jon Stead for Sheffield United (v Wigan Athletic), 13 May 2007

I know you shouldn't laugh, but this is the funniest football story I've read for a while.

Ex-Sheffield United manager Colin Wanker has claimed in his new book that Hollywood legend Sean Bean made his family cry with a swear-filled rant.

Apparently, after the Blades were relegated last season, Alec Trevelyan off of Goldeneye made his way to Warnock's office and confronted Mrs Wanker and their five year old son. "It's your f*cking husband that got us relegated. He's a f*cking w*nker" yelled the eldest son of Denethor II, Steward of Gondor and Minas Tirith.

Warnock claimed he "never really rated his opinion on football". Takes one to know one, I suppose.


weenie said...

Ooh, any pics of the lovely Mr Bean in his Sharpe uniform?

Please? :-)

Ben said...

Well done, old Bean.