We had a bit of a chinwag a while back about why we hated Chelsea.
It's not getting any easier to love them, is it? Good old Ashley Cole has been sent out on their behalf this week, complaining that the ref victimised them in their defeat to Tottenham on Sunday. "When I was at Arsenal and we started to win things, the referees started to question our discipline and give us yellow cards. I have come to Chelsea and it's exactly the same. It's definitely to do with the team that's winning most. "
Oh, get stuffed you money-grabbing little tosser. Dear oh dear. Chelsea's complaining and inability to take defeat gracefully is becoming somewhat tiresome.
For a great and wholly unfair anti-Chelsea rant, have a look at Simon Hattenstone's article in the Guardian this week. Excellent.
Anyway, enough of the self-obsessed, whining no-gooders. Here are some predictions instead.
Blackburn 1-1 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 1-0 Aston Villa
Man City 2-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-1 Bolton
Wigan 2-0 Charlton
Arsenal 2-0 Liverpool
Reading 0-1 Tottenham
and some wildcards from the first round of the FA Cup...
Kettering 1-3 Oldham
Newport County 0-2 Swansea
Weymouth 1-0 Bury
and after the success of last weeks non-footballing wildcard, this weeks is "who will be eliminated from X-Factor on Saturday night?"
The MacDonald Brothers
14 comments:
Blackburn 1-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 4-0 Watford
Everton 1-1 Aston Villa
Man City 0-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-1 Bolton
Wigan 1-1 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-0 Tottenham
Wildcards
Kettering 1-1 Oldham
Newport County 0-1 Swansea
Weymouth 2-1 Bury
I have even less of a clue about X-Faxtor, so I'll guess:
Leona Lewis
Blackburn 1 - 3 Man Utd
Chelsea 4 - 0 Watford
Everton 1 - 1 Aston Villa
Man City 1 - 1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1 - 1 West Ham
Portsmouth 1 - 0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0 - 1 Bolton
Wigan 2 - 1 Charlton
Arsenal 2 - 1 Liverpool
Reading 0 - 2 Tottenham
Kettering 0 - 2 Oldham
Newport County 0 - 4 Swansea
Weymouth 2 - 1 Bury
No idea about 'X Factor'...
Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 1-1 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-2 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0-1 Bolton
Wigan 1-2 Charlton
Arsenal 1-0 Liverpool
Reading 0-1 Tottenham
Wildcards
Kettering 0-3 Oldham
Newport County 0-3 Swansea
Weymouth 0-1 Bury
X-factor
The MacDonald Brothers
Blackburn 1-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 2-0 Watford
Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
Man City 0-2 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 1-2 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0-1 Bolton
Wigan 1-2 Charlton
Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-3 Tottenham
Wildcards
Kettering 2-1 Oldham
Newport County 1-1 Swansea
Weymouth 0-2 Bury
~And x factor - Will Gates or Louie Cowell
Blackburn 1-1 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
Man City 2-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 2-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0-0 Bolton
Wigan 1-0 Charlton
Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool
Reading 2-1 Tottenham
Wildcards from the first round of the FA Cup...
Kettering 1-2 Oldham
Newport County 0-3 Swansea
Weymouth 1-2 Bury
"Who will be eliminated from X-Factor on Saturday night?"
The MacDonald Brothers
Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 4-0 Watford
Everton 1-1 Aston Villa
Man City 0-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-2 Bolton
Wigan 2-0 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 0-1 Tottenham
Kettering 0-3 Oldham
Newport County 0-1 Swansea
Weymouth 0-1 Bury
I refuse to even type the polluted words X and Factor onto my keyboard. Dang..
Blackburn 0-3 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 0-2 Bolton
Wigan 1-0 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-2 Tottenham
Kettering 0-2 Oldham
Newport County 0-3 Swansea
Weymouth 1-1 Bury
I haven't watched the X-Factor since Will Young pipped Gareth Gates to the title. Oh wait, that was Pop Idol.
Urmmmm...
The MacDonald Brothers ;)
Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 4-1 Watford
Everton 0-2 Aston Villa
Man City 2-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 0-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-2 Bolton
Wigan 0-2 Charlton
Arsenal 2-2 Liverpool
Reading 1-1 Tottenham
Wildcards
Kettering 1-0 Oldham
Newport County 0-0 Swansea
Weymouth 2-1 Bury
XFactor - not currently showing in Hong Kong so I'll go with what you said!
Macdonald brothers?
Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 4-1 Watford
Everton 1-2 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-2 West Ham
Portsmouth 3-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 2-1 Bolton
Wigan 0-0 Charlton
Arsenal 3-1 Liverpool
Reading 0-2 Tottenham
Kettering 1-2 Oldham
Newport County 1-1 Swansea
Weymouth 1-0 Bury
X-Factor: What the F**k is that???
Blackburn 1-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 1-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-1 Bolton
Wigan 2-1 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-2 Tottenham
and some wildcards from the first round of the FA Cup...
Kettering 0-2 Oldham
Newport County 0-2 Swansea
Weymouth 1-1 Bury
X-factor? No idea. Macdonald brothers, whoever they are. (my sources tell me they are woeful, which is obviously no indication they will be eliminated)
ST
Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Everton 1-0 Aston Villa
Man City 1-0 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-1 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-2 Bolton
Wigan 1-0 Charlton
Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-2 Tottenham
Wildcards
Kettering 1-0 Oldham
Newport County 0-2 Swansea
Weymouth 2-2 Bury
X-what? I live in Australia you know. Erm......
Macdonald brothers
Leona Lewis
Blackburn 0-2 Man Utd
Chelsea 2-0 Watford
Everton 1-2 Aston Villa
Man City 1-1 Newcastle
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 2-0 Fulham
Sheff Utd 1-1 Bolton
Wigan 1-2 Charlton
Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool
Reading 1-0 Tottenham
Wildcards
Kettering 2-0 Oldham
Newport County 0-1 Swansea
Weymouth 0-1 Bury
me x-factor guess:
Robert
oh my God. I just watched 10 minutes of X factor and some band of idiots just made an absolutely HIDEOUS version of a Beatles song.
arghhhh!
they must be killed.
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