Right, apologies if this is controversial but this gets me so mad.
Why on earth have we had a minutes silence at an international World Cup qualifying match for Des Murdock, father of one of Northern Ireland's squad players?
"Sorry, ref, my daughter's best friend's gerbil has a dicky tummy, can we have a minute's silence please?"
It is absolutely ridiculous. I am very sorry that Colin Murdock's dad has died, I really am. But a minute's silence at a football match? Do me a favour.