Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Paul Rideout for Everton (v Manchester Utd), 20 May 1995

Mr & Mrs Davies – Part 2

At the Beach.

Maureen: “What a lovely day.”

Barry: “yes, you join us on this lovely Sunday afternoon with the sun blazing high in the bright blue sky. The temperature is noticeably hotter than it has been over recent days, I was walking past here yesterday and it certainly wasn’t this warm.”

Maureen: “Can you put me some sun tan lotion on my back?”

Barry: “Oh no. Oh no. I can’t believe that decision. Factor 8 when it should clearly be Factor 4. I remember in 1972 when the lotion was chosen with much more care than in the modern day. Terrible. Terrible.”

Maureen: “Ah, look at that little lad over there.”

[Barry looks at the boy playing with his bucket and spade for eight minutes]

Barry: “oooooooooooooooooooooooooooof. Marvellous! Marvellous!”


Flash said...

Ooh I say!

swisslet said...

where were the germans, and frankly, who cares?


I hate pre-prepared commentary.

red one said...

Of course it always takes foreign weather some time to adapt to conditions in the Premiership.

heh heh